Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Autotext FAIL

It seems that Christian media outlet OneNewsNow has a problem with being Gay.

Olympic sprinter/100m choke-artist Tyson Gay, that is.

Did someone do a study finding that "homosexual" connotes a wholly different image than "gay"? If so, GWS would love to see it, because otherwise, this just doesn't make any sense to DBMIVFK.

Furthermore, these must be the most self-assuredly straight Christians in history---they're so straight, they don't even exhibit an abnormal hangup about the word gay! QED.

In an unrelated story, the National Air and Space Museum has replaced the plaque in front of the B-29 Superfortress that dropped the first atomic bomb on Hiroshima. The Enola Homosexual was, in fact, named for the pilot's mother, Enola Homosexual, not for anyone practicing the sort of lifestyle so vigorously condemned by the Lord in Leviticus.

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